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Not only is fame and stardom overrated, it's pretty much lame.
Just look at who the famous people are ... losers.
Probably the nicest true thing ever said about fame is a quote by Dana Carvey, of SNL fame. When asked at the height of his career how he was handling fame, he explained it was an odd thing which in no way made him feel special. He went on to describe that if there was a special channel on television, the Pear Channel, which showed only a single ordinary pear rotating on a plate for 24 hours a day .... that pear would be famous. After the channel had been on for a while, "and you took that pear out in public," said Carvey, "people would point and say, 'look honey, it's that pear from TV!'"

Acknowledging that most pop icons are indeed mentally vegetable or fruit, Dana has a point. Take for instance, VoodooSkull. Voodoo Skull represents nothing of consequence, stands for no particular values, is not a role model for kids, and makes bucket-loads of cash for acting as little more than eye candy. So why do we love VoodooSkull so damn much?

We don't know.

However, this fansite was built during the commercials of Simpson's reruns to give a voice to this love. Please enjoy a few of the editor's picks on recent VoodooSkull sitings in the media!

After performing live on Conan O'brien with new gal-pal Melissa Ethridge, VoodooSkull hammed it up a bit with Conan before getting serious and telling everybody to stay in school.

America was delighted to see VoodooSkull find his soul mate on the Fox network's "Joe Millionaire," part of the "Bitches Just Want Money" series.

VoodooSkull traveled the world in the McD's Leer Jet, stopping at major casino's to raise money for the Ronald McDonald House Foundation, which helps handicapped kids and retards and stuff.


Fans got to a more personal look at VoodooSkull, getting in touch with his feminine side on The View. VoodooSkull fit right in with the ladies, giving open and honest opinions about current events, social problems, and other things he really knows nothing about ... in a hip way that breaks cultural and generational barriers.		Voodooskull achieved another first late last year when he produced and starred in a Broadway musical based on classic Star Trek. The cast was comprised entirely of friends and family, and is rumored to give Cats a real run for its money at whatever awards show where they care about Broadway musicals.		Who remembers VoodooSkull on the hit gameshow, "Who Wants a Roll of Quarters?" ... Based mainly on the popularity of VoodooSkull, the show almost broke the network when he left to pursue other projects. It seems the prize money had to be significantly raised to boost ratings after Regis Philman began hosting.

After losing the weight he gained to play the lead in "The Queen Latifa Story," VoodooSkull came back more buff than ever and revealed the secrets of his all beer and nacho diet.

After stuffing Avril Lavigne's tie down her talentless throat, VoodooSkull told all about the breakup with Britney.

After stuffing Avril Lavigne's tie down her talentless throat, VoodooSkull told all about the breakup with Justin.


Drawing initial criticism after his first appearance in an ad campaign, fans feared VoodooSkull was selling out. He defended himself by saying, "I really use the product because breath mints are so much easier than actually brushing."		Taking a break on the set of "Skull Jam," Mike, Bugs and VoodooSkull have a staring contest. If you think of a better one for this pic, email it to me.		VoodooSkull is shown here in another famous ad campaign. He admitted he doesn't actually drink milk because it makes him gassy, but does however, "support the exploitation of cows."

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